sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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