I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Right now I'm in a club where they are passing out glow in the dark dildos by the dozen. I don't think my life will ever get weirder than it is at this moment.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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