I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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