Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I just cut my nipple shaving
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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