Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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