matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
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if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
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He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
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