Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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