I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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