I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
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