I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Randomize
