Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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