at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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