Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
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"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
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I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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