Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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