Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
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trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
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I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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