why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
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which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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