just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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