You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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