Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
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its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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