forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
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If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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