three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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