when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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