she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
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How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
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Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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