if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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