Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
well you can't waste a boner
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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