"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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