it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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