my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
What a dumb baby whore.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
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Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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