At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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