who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
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