i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
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I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
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