She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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