So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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