Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
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