Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
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