Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
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