And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
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So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
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I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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