He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
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It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
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We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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