We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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