Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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