Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
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I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
The air taste purple.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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