Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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