white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
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