Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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