Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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