idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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