Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize