WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
Actions speak louder than pants.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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