he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
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Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
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The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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