She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
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Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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