the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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