If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
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I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
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How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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